leonardo-dicaprisun:

you know you’re really lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans.

(Source: seascaped)

peasantbutts:

if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you

(Source: khalessiofpizza)

bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum